Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Are my feet made of real feet?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
