ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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