After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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