What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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