let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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