I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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