She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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