I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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