is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
