there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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