i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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