So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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