You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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