Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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