Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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