I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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