yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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