After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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