i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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