So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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