Define "chronic" masturbator.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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