i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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