super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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