After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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