Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
do herpes really smell.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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