I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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