does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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