Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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