I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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