I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
third nipple confirmed
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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