And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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