She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
