i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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