she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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