this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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