Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
