I could make wine with my vomit
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
