im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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