i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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