I don't think brook has ever known best
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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