What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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