I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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