i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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