super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
