just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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