So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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