I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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