i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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