Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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