every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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