the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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