Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i think i have herpe
just one?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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