Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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