sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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